LHC East Post
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| Type | Literature | ||
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| Created by | R077A6r1an | ||
LHC East Post is the daily LHC newspaper, started with its first issue being published by R077A6r1an on May 22nd, 2026.
History
The first issue of the newspaper was written while R077A6r1an AFKed next to his farms and wanted to investigate and summarize the last 24 hours on the server. Afterwards, he decided to just continue writing it everyday while he was AFKing and had nothing else to do. The delivery of the newspaper is done primarily through item presentation in chat. Plans to distribute copies of the original books have not yet been concretized, but are in the works.
All editions of the newspaper
1st Edition
TO BE ADDED
2nd Edition
The LHC East Post
2. Edition
May 23, 2026
Author: R077A6r1an
The Morining News
Good Morning LHC!
Lets summarize whats going on east! This morning looks realls deadly. Dont head spawn! PKs are active this morning and some white names have fallen to crystal. Watch out! YOLO!!!
Importaint Deaths
RIP reza54london (1m) "i woild like i am good at hardcore tho" (slained by zombie using his own journal LMFAO)
RIP Forepax (2d) RIP chudliminal (29m) "who's next after kim in north korea?"
RIP Denser_I (3d) RIP Malky_J (5m) "but pls dont kill me"
RIP S4LFish (1h) "dw guys im safe..." (fell from high place)
RIP SiroEcho (43 min) "tippy i am on [coords]" (slain by zombie in front of Tippy)
RIP fortld (13m) "so many graves at spawn" (blown up by creeper on cemetary)
RIP these last 24h importaint deaths.
Memento mori Carpe Diem
Item of the Day
reza54london's journal!
What is it?
It's a special journal. A zombie has abused it to symbolicly kill the owner using its own history! reza tried to throw it against the zombie, but that doesnt take damage lmao.
Lifestyle
What is petobby? Its ur favorit pet! It needs no feeding. It cannot be hurt. Its there and it loves u! And it will cry if u leave the game qwq. Observe it and abuse ur poor pet as login auto stasis! :D
The End Facts
The End is the most poor dimension in minecraft. There is nothing. Just high loot Cities. But else it is boring. Minecraft needs an update for the End. Also have u known that there are only 5 advancements for the End to archieve?
The Nether Facts
You want a afk tree farm? Huge fungus is your wood! Saplings grow on bonemeal the nether rack with some probability, and wart blocks are compostable. This SCREAMS for an FULL AFK WOOD FARM!
The Overworld Facts
Water bucket. The most practical item. Grames would survive 40% of deaths if they spawned with an water bucket and would know how to use it. The wont anymore fall to death or die to enderman. Have one at any time in your hotbar!!!
Longevity Tips
Never go to spawn unless you know what ur doing!
Meeting on nether roof is a good way to get crystaled!
Meet on a solid ground where no crystals can be placed!
Alright adventurers, dont die! But if it is inevitable, remember, cause an original death message to stay in our memories FOREVER. Get slained by a panda, die to armor stand, or throw ur journal at the zombie last minute! Memento Mori!
Legal Notice
"The LHC East Post" is a trademark. All rights reserved. It is not affiliated with "Legendary HC", not maintained by any of their staff members. A copy of this book is subject to "by player created text actifacts" and needs to follow /rules.
"The LHC East Post" cannot be made responsible for any of the content of this book. Following any of the tips of this book is at the users risk. Dying to following is not considered player killing by the author of this newspaper. WE CALL THE READER TO READ THIS PAPER IN A SAFE LOCATION!!!!!
The LHC East Post Copyright (c) 2026 Do not distribute without permission!
This is a chat post! The physical counterpart is never distributed!
Small print
By reading this newspaper, u accept automatically to not dispute in front of a court. Instead all disputes must be solved through an arbitration process.
3rd Edition
The LHC East Post
3. Edition
May 24, 2026
Author: R077A6r1an
The Morning News
Good Morning LHC!
Lets summarize whats going on east! This morning we have good weather irl. The server seams rn dead. But dw! Less ppl = Less PKs! A perfect morning to game in your ceiling and make an exploration! YOLO!!!
Importaint Deaths
RIP Cappyy (9h) "how large is world?" (slain by Enderman)
RIP AbelSR1232 "this is what happens when u kill my FRIENDDDDDSSSSSSS" (tried to swin in lava)
RIP LOG1C (3h) "it doesnt look looted either" (doomed to fall by Warden)
RIP _mpxlk (3m) "so its perm ban when u die right"
RIP _viola_ (2m) "I've never died in all my time playing" (shot by skeleton)
RIP ivacho (1d) RIP ChrisDelirium (1h) "giving 4 euros via [...] to whoever gives me elytra+3 stacks of rockets" (blown up by ItsNoSix)
RIP EdonBRO (2h) "so all u need is corus fruits and very fast fingers" (killed by intentional game design)
RIP these last 24h importaint deaths.
Memento mori Carpe Diem
Item of the Day
The Bed!
Whats that?
Its a furniture used to skip the night, or to set your respawn place (if it wouldn't be hardcore lmao). No one owns it, and its just used here for your villager breeder. OR TO MINE DEBRIS! Also a well known death message from grames trying to get neth too early!
Lifestyle
Whats a Nautilus? Its a swimming pet! U can tame it with 1-3 pufferfish, put a saddle and a shell on it, and swim on it! Hold [space] and release to dash. Secret tip, do this while holding a spear, and go for underwater hunt. U have water breath while riding it!
The End Facts
You want a secret location in the End? Then consider building UNDER an end island! Who cares about what u build under an End island! Who builds under an End Island? Who flys under an End Island? Its fool proof!
The Nether Facts
There is no reciepe where to best mine debris or how to best mine it. But there is definitly one nether biome u should never touch! If you have ur access in a crimson forrest, move away. Search a new base location. Its not only the worst nether biome, but also the worst debris mining biome. Hoglins will spawn at any time in your mine and increase the risk.
The Overworld Facts
U need to jump down a cliff or mountain. U dont want to die. And ur ping is too high to save urself with a water bucket? Then ride a boat! U can fall hundreds of blocks while riding a boat and u dont get any damage! Less grames would die to fall if they had a boat!
Longevity Tips
Food is your live. Have enough food with u! Or at least a bowl when u need to run on nether roof.
AFK at a safe location. Spawn is not a safe AFK spot.
Never screenshot with ur minimap on the pic. Coords leak is a good way to die.
Alright adventurers, dont die! But if it is inevitable, remember, cause an original death message to stay in our memories FOREVER. Get slained by a panda, die to armor stand, or throw ur journal at the zombie last minute! Memento Mori!
Legal Notice
"The LHC East Post" is a trademark. All rights reserved. It is not affiliated with "Legendary HC", not maintained by any of their staff members. A copy of this book is subject to "by player created text actifacts" and needs to follow /rules.
"The LHC East Post" cannot be made responsible for any of the content of this book. Following any of the tips of this book is at the users risk. Dying to following is not considered player killing by the author of this newspaper. WE CALL THE READER TO READ THIS PAPER IN A SAFE LOCATION!!!!!
The LHC East Post Copyright (c) 2026 Do not distribute without permission!
This is a chat post! The physical counterpart is never distributed!
Small print
By reading this newspaper, u accept automatically to not dispute in front of a court. Instead all disputes must be solved through an arbitration process.
4th Edition
The LHC East Post
4. Edition
May 24, 2026
Author: R077A6r1an
The Morning News
Good Morning LHC!
Lets summarize whats going on east! This morning we have good weather irl. The server seams rn dead. But dw! Less ppl = Less PKs! A perfect morning to game in your ceiling and make an exploration! YOLO!!!
LHC World Wide
In the past 24h, alot of white names fall to pks. So watch out if where u move! End Main Island and Spawn Town are the hotspots for player kills. Head there to your own risk! YOLO!!!
Additionally take care when u head to End! According to first-hand information, Deep Dark spreads through Main Island! Spawning of Wardens have been confirmed by several known players. The Beach is suspected to be the author of it, and they self claim the attack for them selfs. Discussions if this is actually conform with /rules concluded that this is legal. Also, PKs have been very active in the past 24h around End Main Island. Altogether, reconsider if u wanna go to End today!
The Spawn Town seams to have faced a big change in the past few days. Now officially confirmed with the wiki change by natonite, spawn town has been updated by SquirrelMC, making a cozy garden with trees of the complete spawn town. Pics can be found online in the LHC wiki.
Importaint Deaths
RIP WonderTheFallen (6d) RIP MC_QTip (3d) RIP 00Sandman (5d) "collective beach meat riding" (slained by Wither Skeleton) Last Will: "MACE2daF4CE9"
RIP Lukas_yt7 (24m) "WHO IS the owner?"
RIP ForksSpear (3d) "whos that flyin in the end" (what ever he saw flying, it killed him)
RIP airpivee (48m) RIP Noisy2006 (2h)
RIP these last 24h importaint deaths.
Memento mori Carpe Diem
Item of the Day
The trapdoor!
Whats that?
Its the most practical used "block" in minecraft! Its flat! Its decorative! Its functional! And u use it every day!!! In stasis! In farms! As decoration! EVERYWHERE! FUN FACT: Mobs see even an open trapdoor as a valid block to walk over to get to a destination. PERFECT to let 'em fall down and trap 'em half way!
Lifestyle
Your base is not just a location u feel save. Its your home! Decorate it! Place flower pots with flowers, let it look cozy, and design ur base not only functional but also visually estetic. Ppl say, your home is the mirror of your soul. Build ur base the way, that u never wanna leave ur safe heaven!
The End Facts
U want to explore the End. But what actually u need to survive! Here we give an basic setup of gear that are a MUST to survive! Waterbucket -> keep Endermans off. Feather Falling boots -> survive shulker levitation. Stacks of Wood -> crafting table, slabs to bridge. Pickaxe -> mine more endstone for slabs. echest + silk touch pick -> optional, highly recommended on normal survival to keep loot beyond death. Dont forget, YOLO!!! Security measures to keep loot beyond death are obsolete. Futher U NEED resources to SURVIVE!!!
The Nether Facts
U can use netherite to upgrade ur tools. With upgrading any of them, u get new capabilites, even if it is just more enchantability. But whats actually the most useless netherite tool u can have? The netherite HOE!!! WTH should u craft a dumb hoe of netherite? U just waste alot of time and resources to make a HOE. Sure u get the advancement "Serious dedication", but Minecraft it self is pointing and laughing at you with this advancement, about the raw irony, and that u may reconsider ur life choices.
The Overworld Facts
Icey biomes are the most annoying. It snows, ur builds get covered of it. And strays shoot slowness arrows on u at night. BUT, its one of the fastest transit biomes! Find a river, and u can travel with a boat at HIGH SPEED through the iced rivers! More fun all does, doing an ice boat race with ur friends! Have FUN!!!
Longevity Tips
Beacons with regeneration around spots u highly frequent and are dangerous, or deal damage, is a good idea!
Shields are more useful u might think! It blocks blast damage, maces, swords, axes, anything. Keep one in ur hotbar, and use it as renewable totem! (And dont forget the cooldown!)
Alright adventurers, dont die! But if it is inevitable, remember, cause an original death message to stay in our memories FOREVER. Get slained by a panda, die to armor stand, or throw ur journal at the zombie last minute! Memento Mori!
Legal Notice
"The LHC East Post" is a trademark. All rights reserved. It is not affiliated with "Legendary HC", not maintained by any of their staff members. A copy of this book is subject to "by player created text actifacts" and needs to follow /rules.
"The LHC East Post" cannot be made responsible for any of the content of this book. Following any of the tips of this book is at the users risk. Dying to following is not considered player killing by the author of this newspaper. WE CALL THE READER TO READ THIS PAPER IN A SAFE LOCATION!!!!!
The LHC East Post Copyright (c) 2026 Do not distribute without permission!
This is a chat post! The physical counterpart is never distributed!
Small print
By reading this newspaper, u accept automatically to not dispute in front of a court. Instead all disputes must be solved through an arbitration process.
5th Edition
The LHC East Post
5. Edition
May 26, 2026
Author: R077A6r1an
The Morning News
Good Morning LHC!
Lets summarize whats going on east! This morning looks chill. Yesterday 2 mentionable PKs got banned and the death channel experience less kills by players. Tho never forget, the situation is very volatile and travels at own risk! YOLO!!!
LHC World Wide
keaterzMC got banned for Xray. An age of spawn killing, which 30 players fell to victim ends with this ban. keaterzMC got 30 player kills until his ban. Primary sources confirm that he Xrayed in order to mine debris in lava seas. The appeal got denied due to incomplete client logs provided. Revival of all players who fell his crystals will be starting soon according to staff members.
The End is Warden free. Known players confirmed that admins have removed the wardens from the End Main Island. Minecraft has not been designed to spawn Wardens outside of deep dark, and seams like it is not okay to /rules. Tho, the Beach wants to continue their plans in the End Main Island.
BFROZT died. He got crystalled by Somecabbagekid. With 6 player kills in 6 days play time he was considered a PK. Intelligence Agencies observed him and suspected him to be a recruit from "The Beach". His death through some member of the Beach raises questions if he really was associated with them, or if he got betrayed. The Intelligence Agencies want to neither confirm nor deny anything more. Futher information is classified.
Importaint Deaths
RIP Minedog617 (2d)
RIP BFROZT (6d) (crystalled through Somecabbagekid)
RIP Sickckc (1d)
RIP these last 24h importaint deaths.
Memento mori Carpe Diem
Item of the Day
The sign!
Whats that?
You can write ur message anywhere! It is the most common channel to leave a message for an unknown recipient in future, without getting LOST! Its range of messages left on signs around the server starts by "XYZ was here" until "IF U FOUND THIS, U XRAYED" until "cave painting" of the history of some random grame! Checkout the signs channel SOON!!!
Lifestyle
Today we present an real LIVE SAVER. The IRON FARM! Just owning a basic 3 villager 1 zombie iron farm yields around 300 ingots per hour! U dont believe u need that many iron? WRONG! It will save u TIME and LIFE! Sell it to toolsmiths! Its one of the most reliable emerald source in Minecraft!
The End Facts
Lets take a look at the only native plant of the End. Chorus fruits. Eat one and get random teleported! It may safe ur LIFE! Or u ran out of food and are forced to eat what the End gives u lol. But, consider also building with purpur blocks!
The Nether Facts
U need ender pearls. But you have no access to the End? DW! Search a crimsom forrest! Flat it a bit, and put in the middle an 5x5 platform to hide under it. Look the Endermans directly in there EYES. And kill them chill while hiding under the platform. No damage and free pearls. WHO needs the End?
The Overworld Facts
U avoided trial chambers at any cost? U shouldnt! With the right gear, u can chill enter the trial. U will fight a few mobs of a trial spawner, open vaults, and meet spawners for mobs like breezes and slimes! Dont miss the chance!
Longevity Tips
U wont die to Xray, but u will get banned for Xray!
Killing players arises attention to PK killers!
An auto login-logout stasis is a MUST when travelling long distances! Even more in The End/Nether!
Alright adventurers, dont die! But if it is inevitable, remember, cause an original death message to stay in our memories FOREVER. Get slained by a panda, die to armor stand, or throw ur journal at the zombie last minute! Memento Mori!
Legal Notice
"The LHC East Post" is a trademark. All rights reserved. It is not affiliated with "Legendary HC", not maintained by any of their staff members. A copy of this book is subject to "by player created text actifacts" and needs to follow /rules.
"The LHC East Post" cannot be made responsible for any of the content of this book. Following any of the tips of this book is at the users risk. Dying to following is not considered player killing by the author of this newspaper. WE CALL THE READER TO READ THIS PAPER IN A SAFE LOCATION!!!!!
By reading this newspaper, u accept automatically to not dispute in front of a court. Instead all disputes must be solved through an arbitration process.
Code of Conduct
"The LHC East Post" reports unbiased. We try at any time to avoid biased reportation whenever possible. We dont use generative artifical intelligence (AI) in any of our reports or investigation process. All information come from the LHC Wiki,
LHC Discord Server, in game chats or Minecraft Fandom Wiki.
"The LHC East Post" usually dont reports about kills, suicides, bans or alts, except if the topic is of high interrest. PK names in death messages are omitted, unless it is of high interrest. Futher topics against /rules
are never part of our reportings.
Our reports have the sole intent to inform the readers about the current daily relevant topics to keep everyone up to date and warn about world-wide or local threats. Fake news are tried to be avoided at any time!
The newspaper is distributed as chat post only for no fee, to guaratee safety to all readers and redaction. Its a benificial project, selling or physical distribution of the newspaper is at most done through external service providers.
Any violations of compilance to this Code of Conduct through external service providers or "The LHC East Post" should be reported to the chef redacteur (R077A6r1an).
Our actions need to match /rules and staff decisions. We follow it strictly and encourage our readers to also follow them. "The LHC East Post" is against any act of hacking, illegal duping, Alting or hate speach.
To get from a safe source the latest newspaper, please ping @R077A6r1an ingame or in dc DM. The text file through discord may contain minor differs due to the Minecraft book format limitations. These differences are guaranteed to not disadvantage ingame readers!
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