MicrosoftWorker

MicrosoftWorker
Player
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Player name	MicrosoftWorker
Other names
Status	Banned Permanently
Playtime	862 Hours
Join
Date	25 April 2025	No.	1692
Death
Date
Cause
Location
Head status
Last will	""
Affiliations
Allegiances
Rivalries

Player infobox

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Parameter		Description	Type	Status
Quote	quote	A quote from the player. Do not include quotation marks.	String	optional
Image	image	An image of the player (e.g. ExampleFile.png).	String	optional
Player name	player_name	The in-game name of the player. This can usually be omitted if the article name is already the player name.	String	optional
Other names	other_names	Other names used by the player. For example, if a player has changed their username.	String	optional
Status	status	The status of the player. Must be alive, inactive, dead or admin.	String	required
Playtime	playtime	Playtime in hours. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join date	join_date	The player's join date formatted as 'DD MMMM YYYY'. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join number	join_num	The player's unique join number.	String	required
Death date	death_date	If applicable, the date the player died.	String	optional
Death cause	death_cause	If applicable, how the player died.	String	optional
Death location	death_location	If applicable, where the player died in the world (e.g. in a town, in a trial chamber, etc.	String	optional
Head status	head_status	If applicable and known, the location of or who holds the player's head.	String	optional
Last will	last_will	If applicable, the last will of the player.	String	optional
Allegiances	allegiances	If known, players or groups that the player was associated with.	String	optional
Rivalries	rivalries	If known, players or groups that the player was a known rival of.	String	optional

MicrosoftWorker is not seen much at spawn or in server lore, but he was an active member of trade due to his farm network including an impressive shulker and gold farm. He collaborates with Team Vortex in order to create every farm in the game and become immensely rich.

On June 8th, MicrosoftWorker was knocked into the End void by his own farm and nearly died. He gave PoorGrammar313 the location of one of his secret stasis chambers and asked him to trigger it, saving him from the Void. The operation was successful and the two talked for a while, with MicrosoftWorker giving netherite to PoorGrammar and inquiring about joint ventures with Team Vortex.

Permanent Ban

MicrosoftWorker was banned on January 27, 2026. The official reason for the ban was not disclosed and remains listed as “Admin Discretion.” However, it’s obvious to most established players that he was banned for his ability to find important bases easily with no indication of help, leading people to assume he was using hacks. However, MicrosoftWorker claimed in an interview with PoorGrammar that he actually used an exploit involving player characters to track their location, essentially allowing him to find the bases of everyone he met. Since he traded heavily with others, this list of bases quickly expanded. Whether you believe this is up to you, but MicrosoftWorker asked that this information be recorded in his wiki.