Witness Me

Witness Me
Player
"A player has been weighed, a player has been measured, a player has been found found wanting."
Player name	{{{player_name}}}
Other names	Witness
Status	Alive
Playtime	144.6 (28 April 2026)
Join
Date	25 January 2026	No.	19039
Death
Date	{{{death_date}}}
Cause	{{{death_cause}}}
Location	{{{death_location}}}
Head status	{{{head_status}}}
Last will	"{{{last_will}}}"
Affiliations
Allegiances	{{{allegiances}}}
Rivalries	{{{rivalries}}}

Player infobox

Template parameters[Edit template data]

Parameter		Description	Type	Status
Quote	quote	A quote from the player. Do not include quotation marks.	String	optional
Image	image	An image of the player (e.g. ExampleFile.png).	String	optional
Player name	player_name	The in-game name of the player. This can usually be omitted if the article name is already the player name.	String	optional
Other names	other_names	Other names used by the player. For example, if a player has changed their username.	String	optional
Status	status	The status of the player. Must be alive, inactive, dead or admin.	String	required
Playtime	playtime	Playtime in hours. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join date	join_date	The player's join date formatted as 'DD MMMM YYYY'. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join number	join_num	The player's unique join number.	String	required
Death date	death_date	If applicable, the date the player died.	String	optional
Death cause	death_cause	If applicable, how the player died.	String	optional
Death location	death_location	If applicable, where the player died in the world (e.g. in a town, in a trial chamber, etc.	String	optional
Head status	head_status	If applicable and known, the location of or who holds the player's head.	String	optional
Last will	last_will	If applicable, the last will of the player.	String	optional
Allegiances	allegiances	If known, players or groups that the player was associated with.	String	optional
Rivalries	rivalries	If known, players or groups that the player was a known rival of.	String	optional

Witness_Me, or Witness, is an admin for the server. He is most well-known for the sacrifices that he performs on cheaters before banning them. Witness is a praised overseer, exceptionally skilled at tracking down exploits while also staying active within the community. Lately, he has also been whisking players to a secret location for games of chess within Minecraft.