Burgsuer

Burgsuer
Player
"who?"
Player name	Burgsuer
Other names	Burg, Begsuer, Brokesuer
Status	Dead
Playtime	308 hours
Join
Date	27 September 2025	No.	7787
Death
Date	07 July 2026
Cause	Burgsuer was blown up by ItsNoSix using [Remotely Activated Explosive Anal Bomb Pill™]
Location
Head status
Last will	"If i die it is because of myself​"
Affiliations
Allegiances
Rivalries

Player infobox

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Parameter		Description	Type	Status
Quote	quote	A quote from the player. Do not include quotation marks.	String	optional
Image	image	An image of the player (e.g. ExampleFile.png).	String	optional
Player name	player_name	The in-game name of the player. This can usually be omitted if the article name is already the player name.	String	optional
Other names	other_names	Other names used by the player. For example, if a player has changed their username.	String	optional
Status	status	The status of the player. Must be alive, inactive, dead or admin.	String	required
Playtime	playtime	Playtime in hours. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join date	join_date	The player's join date formatted as 'DD MMMM YYYY'. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join number	join_num	The player's unique join number.	String	required
Death date	death_date	If applicable, the date the player died.	String	optional
Death cause	death_cause	If applicable, how the player died.	String	optional
Death location	death_location	If applicable, where the player died in the world (e.g. in a town, in a trial chamber, etc.	String	optional
Head status	head_status	If applicable and known, the location of or who holds the player's head.	String	optional
Last will	last_will	If applicable, the last will of the player.	String	optional
Allegiances	allegiances	If known, players or groups that the player was associated with.	String	optional
Rivalries	rivalries	If known, players or groups that the player was a known rival of.	String	optional

Burgsuer is the WEAKEST player on LHC especially from death. He was a sort of not really known memeber of the beach assisting in the killing of high profile targets such as shadyMelody, eggabi, cranforce, and himself

burgsuer was loved by 159 and his goons but not the super cool boy band called the order of the coolness this resulted in a few targetted attacks taken on by their strongest players squirrel mc and panekeok. as burgsuer is the WeakesSt player he survived both of those like 2 attacks and was ELIMINATED by a high tier 5 crystaler known as ItsYesSix. Bruguser "sent" the almighty humbler to humble them (did it on his own accord) this resulted in both squirel and panekeok being killed by the notorious idle/afk player killer..... ONE FIVE NINE. panekock being doubly popped and anchored while messaging the e-kittens. squirrel on the other hand was heroically crystaled and used his professional toteming skills to use every totem in his inventory. also anything about saying that burgsuer died is completely TRUE and you WILL beleive it!! bUrgsuer spends his day larping on discord and his unemployment causes him to react with FREE 159 on every single death due to the fact he does nothing else with his life