Spalmipede

Spalmipede
Player
Name: Spalmipede
In-game name: Spalmipede
Status: alive
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First joined: 5/12/25
Last seen: 9/11/25
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Abandoned: {{{abandoned}}}
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Clans: The Order Of The Sanctum
Bases: Hammerfell, personal base
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Banner: [[Image:{{{banner}}}|60px|center|border]]

Spalmipede is a alive player and member of The Order Of The Sanctum.

History

Spalmipede joined the server on 5/12/25 and was killed by on .

Notable Achievements

Spalmipede was a member of The Order Of The Sanctum.

Relations

Alliances

Spalmipede was allied with Kosmiau.

Rivalries

Spalmipede was enemies with InternetFound.

History

The Early Days

Spalmipede had been searching for a server that had no cheats, no land claims, no /home or /tp where griefing and pvp were allowed. The small world border at the time was a nice benefit, and they were strongly against any increases to the world border being increased in the future. Spalmipede was not a fan of the Hardcore ruleset, but everything else checked the boxes for him to check it out.

Spalmipede joined the server on 5/12/25, spawning in the large snowy biome that is the spawn region. After moving out several thousand blocks, Spalmipede jumped through a portal and started to travel by nether roof. Eventually he came out on the other side and made a dirt hut. Living in a hovel, Spalmipede geared himself up until he was confident enough to make his way back to spawn. Jumping through the well known End Portal, Spalmipede used the resources available on the main end island to walk and pearl his way out ten thousand blocks or so before he found an End City, gaining an Elytra before leaving the end.

An Early Tragedy

At about 2 days, 15 hours, and 49 minutes of playtime, Spalmipede was finishing up his ominous bottle farm on the 20th of May, 2025. He jumped from the glass AFK platform above the pillager outpost and tried to engage his elytra. However, on his side, all he saw was the game freeze for several seconds before being met with a death message: "Spalmipede fell from a high place". Spalmipede couldn't believe it. Just his luck that he was building the ability to easily have totems to prevent such a death, and fate worked against him. Kosmiau, agreed to finish out Spalmipede's final wishes and travelled to the Ominous Bottle Farm to retrieve his head. Kosmiau returned to Spalmipede's personal base, and buried his head near his treasured bees.

Revival

May 30th, 2025. Spalmipede received a discord message from non-other than the server owner himself, jake276493. Jake informed Spalmipede that his death would be reversed. Spalmipede couldn't believe what he was hearing, he hadn't even submitted a ticket to be revived. Spalmipede never asked why he was revived, he was just grateful for the opportunity to come back. Spal returned to the server that day, and has been a consistent player ever since. There have been rumors on the server that Spalmipede was revived due to a mix of the anti-cheat and the lack of server resources causing an environment that could easily cause player deaths, and that jake, taking mercy on the players, reversed some deaths around that time.

A New Lease on Life

Spalmipede returned to his base, fulfilling his unfinished business of completing it. The base features a villager breeder, several trading halls including librarians, farmers, clerics, and every kind of smith. The base also included several farms (sugarcane, bamboo, pumpkins, melons, iron, gunpowder, slime, and xp), each one wrapped in a decorative building, leaving not a single naked farm to be seen. It was just the end of June, nearly a month from his revival when he finished.

Then the attacks at spawn had begun. Trapped portals were becoming the norm as LightGreyPanda and InternetFound were setting them up. The duo denied they had any involvement, but Spalmipede knew that if they continued to roam freely, the killings wouldn't end. Spalmipede gathered information in an attempt to find InternetFound's base. After hours of grid searching flying around the expected location, he finally found it on July 16th, 2025. Sneaking into the base, Spalmipede found all of the heads of InternetFound's victims. They were his top priority to save. Shoving them into a nearby shulker with some armor trims in it, he secreted them away, leaving the base without touching anything else.

Spal waited until the next day to reach out to InternetFound, offering him a deal. If there were no more traps or killing of random players that could be linked to InternetFound, Spal wouldn't leak any cords. In fact, Spal would even remove InternetFound from the 'wanted' list of The Order of the Sanctum. InternetFound decided to ignore the deal and instead started to pack up his base. In doing so, he notices that the trims that Spal took previously are missing. Taking advantage of the situation, Spal returns to InternetFound's base to return the trims. Placing the shulker near his packing area, Spal then rigged it with TNT Minecarts. The trap isn't expected to kill, as it is in a wide open area.

In an unfortunate stroke of bad luck for InternetFound, he pops a totem on his way back to his base. When he checks the shulker, he is vaporized alongside dozens of chests nearby, leaving a small crater.

Seeing the death ping on the discord server, Spal immediately logged back in and retrieve InternetFound's head, just seconds before LightGreyPanda showed up on the scene. Spal and LightGreyPanda did not engage each other. However, LightGreyPanda never rejoined the server after this event.

The Spawn Project

June 26th, 2025

Feeling that Spawn was sad, and with his base completed, Spalmipede took on the challenge of sprucing Spawn up into a more favorable shape. Before he got started, spawn was sparse with a few cherry trees and some berry bushes. The plan wasn't shared with anyone else, to make it a surprise. The iconic dome was built in a single session over the course of several hours. Many players would stop by, wondering what Spal was up to. Once the project was done, Spawn has continued to be a more popular location, inspiring multiple builds to be created in the area since this original iteration (canes, pink puh, etc). Some players have even taken to living nearby. This event also was the beginning of the early days of The Order of the Sanctum for Spal.

July 24th, 2025

Spawn is looking like it's bleak shape around this time. The dome has been griefed, and at the same time LelecoHacked had plans to give the spawn of the nether a face lift as well. Moving his inspiration back to the overworld, Spal began to build his nether hub in the overworld, providing it with the underworld look it has on the surface.

Present Day (Sept 2025)

Spal spends his time hunting for and getting rid of petty criminals from the server. Would be griefers, player killers, etc. Spal currently spends a majority of his time at OTS's primary project, Hammerfell. As one of the main architects, Spalmipede finds himself overwhelmed with the scale of the project, but it allows him to burn hours of time, putting it all into the server. As an added bonus, it makes it easier for him to keep an eye on any potential threats that might be emerging.

Notable Achievements

Spalmipede was a member of The Order Of The Sanctum.

Relations

Alliances

Spalmipede was allied with Kosmiau.

Rivalries

Spalmipede was enemies with InternetFound.