Krab man

Krab man
Player
""
Player name
Other names
Status	Dead
Playtime	197 hours
Join
Date	17 May 2025	No.	2154
Death
Date	1 August 2025
Cause	Fell out the world
Location	The End
Head status
Last will	""
Affiliations
Allegiances
Rivalries

Player infobox

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Other names	other_names	Other names used by the player. For example, if a player has changed their username.	String	optional
Status	status	The status of the player. Must be alive, inactive, dead or admin.	String	required
Playtime	playtime	Playtime in hours. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join date	join_date	The player's join date formatted as 'DD MMMM YYYY'. Can be found in [[Player Statistics]].	String	required
Join number	join_num	The player's unique join number.	String	required
Death date	death_date	If applicable, the date the player died.	String	optional
Death cause	death_cause	If applicable, how the player died.	String	optional
Death cause	death_location	If applicable, where the player died in the world (e.g. in a town, in a trial chamber, etc.	String	optional
Head status	head_status	If applicable and known, the location of or who holds the player's head.	String	optional
Last will	last_will	If applicable, the last will of the player.	String	optional
Allegiances	allegiances	If known, players or groups that the player was associated with.	String	optional
Allegiances	rivalries	If known, players or groups that the player was a known rival of.	String	optional

Krab_Man was a solitary player noted for never speaking in chat through their 200 hours of playtime and for leaving signs across the server identifying their presence. Krab_Man authored at least two journals and the philosophical text 'What is Death?'.

History

Krab_Man in flight over a burning village on the 2nd of July 2025.

Krab_Man joined the server on the 17th of May 2025. All that is known about Krab_Man is drawn from his diaries, of which two have been found.

The First Diary

Krab_Man's first diary details their progress towards attaining armour and attaining totems of undying. The first entry begins with him stating that he is homeless and over 30 thousand blocks from spawn, but in full diamond armour. Krab_Man initially settled in a taiga village, but after believing a player had discovered it they travelled further away to establish a remote base.

In the following entries, Krab_Man builds several farms and builds a villager breeder, but is forced to start from scratch when their villagers are killed in a storm. On the 18th of June 2025, Krab_Man states that they have enchanted their diamond armour with protection 4 and the final entry on the 21st of June 2025 details preparation for building a totem farm.

The Second Diary

Krab_Man's second diary begins by confirming the success of their totem farm and preparation for securing blaze rods in the Nether. On the 23rd of June 2025, Krab_Man almost died when they fell off a path and into lava, but survived by eating golden carrots and landing a thrown ender pearl on nearby land. Shortly after this accident, Krab_Man was able to obtain blaze rods. The diary ends on the 24th of June 2025 with Krab_Man stating that they are packing up and preparing to leave their base in search of a stronghold.

The Third Diary

Although not yet located, Krab_Man's third diary is expected to capture their journey to The End.

Death

Krab_Man fell out of the world on the 1st of August 2025. The exact circumstances of their death are not known.

Krab_Man wuz heur

Despite never speaking in chat, Krab_Man left up to 400 'Krab_Man wuz heur' signs across the server.

A 'Krab_Man wuz heur' sign