Somecabbagekid

Somecabbagekid
Player
"Cleansing LHC for the greater good"
Player name	Somecabbagekid
Other names
Status	Alive
Playtime	27 hours
Join
Date	03/31/2026	No.
Death
Date
Cause
Location
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Last will	""
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Somecabbagekid is The Beach's Community Manager, Originally Working for SherbetStar33 on Uneasy vanilla as a bodygaurd, protecting innocent sand miners and workers from harmful pvpers/griefers. Somecabbagekid was invited to join LHC on the 31st of march, where he was geared up and given the role of a cleanser.

A week prior to joining, Somecabbagekid was watching a screenshare from the player DU5TIN and watched as he was blowing up players left right and center and banning them. While most would see this as an act of Terrorism and Bloodlust. He saw it as an act of bravery and heroism, as he understood what was really happening.

the players of LHC are under a curse, one that has spread great lies and deception. DU5TIN was one of the few players brave enough to challenge said curse. his efforts did not go unnoticed, and will be carried on through The Beach.

Somecabbagekid Understood why he was given this role and will do whatever it takes to cleanse the evil off of LHC.

Many beach members noticed a group on the LHC server named the Legion of Condcordia. A group who claims to be a "Peaceful charitable group". However The Beach members noticed how whenever there was a cleanse of a soul, the LoC would erupt in outrage towards it, Spouting lies about the cleanser and its group, telling new players that they were "Harmful and Toxic" to the "Community". The Beach Picked up on this behavior, and began to piece together the reason for it.

The beach members did more research and found that The LoC Could be the cause of the curse. (More research in progress..).

One day on LHC, Somecabbagekid was approached by a player named Bronuts45 at spawn, he had asked somecabbagekid if he was a member of the beach, somecabbagekid denied, because he knew had he said yes, there was a chance he could have died on the spot due to the beaches poor reputation at the time.

Bronuts introduced himself as a fellow pvper and spawn goer, and had asked somecabbagekid if he was interested in a possible way to eliminate SherbetStar33.

at this point Somecabbagekid knew that this was another poor soul possibly claimed and manipulated by the LoC, he formed a plan to trust test him to see if he was truly worthy of a player and fighter, He agreed to Bronuts proposal to test his combat skills, Somecabbagekid formed a meeting with SherbetStar33 and told him that bronuts had plans to kill him and that they would need to stage a fight and have sherbet lose it and run away. Cabbagekids plan was simple, if bronuts won the fight and simply parted ways with him, he would pass, however if bronuts had won the fight and tried to further team with him and bring him to his base, then he would fail, and would be deemed "Too Dangerous and Trusting".

You see Somecabbagekid was at spawn to hire some new players and rid them of their curse, and if a player such as bronuts is too kind and accepting, there was no way they could be let into the beach, as that Trait was far too dangerous and risks base leaking and possible insiding.

And so, when the fight was over, and sherbet flew away, when bronuts had asked Somecabbagekid to team up and be apart of his base... Cabbage knew he was a lost cause and the only way to redeem him was to cleanse him. Cabbagekid agreed to join bronuts team and come to his base, once they got there, bronuts showed Cabbagekid around and eventually gave him a tour of his Stasis room.

After the tour was completed, Somecabbagekid looked around the base some more before getting in contact with SherbetStar33 once again.

they devised a plan of how they were going to cleanse Bronuts, They were going to once again stage another fight at spawn where somecabbgekid and bronuts would show up and meet SherbetStar Face To Face. However while heading back to spawn with bronuts, somecabbagekid would pull a U-Turn mid way on the nether roof and head back to the base to pull his ender pearl stasis.

They got their plan in motion and bronuts had agreed to what he thought was a 2v1 at spawn with somecabbagekid against SherbetStar.

Once on the nether roof, Bronuts would fly off to spawn while somecabbagekid flew a little behind. After enough distance was made between the two, somecabbagekid pulled the U-Turn and dashed back to bronuts stasis chamber.

Once Bronuts had arrived at spawn, SherbetStar would then bait bronuts into Air Fighting him. After some time Bronuts put on his elytra and bolted for SherbetStar...

Sherbet told cabbagekid that bronuts had started chasing him in an elytra and told him "DO IT NOW, NOW!"

And so.. the pearl was pulled and bronuts came warping back to his base still wearing his elytra, and before he knew it, Somecabbagekid was waiting there for him with his end crystals...

A few bangs...

A few pops...

And Bronuts had been Cleansed...

This is one of many stories of beach players to come..

If you are interested in being recruited to The Beach Contact: SherbetStar33 on discord.

"We are the beach, and we will stop at nothing until all evil has vanished from your server"

"Every Grain of sand Tells a Story" -Thebeach 2026.