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	'''Usagi910 (FrostyDawn on Discord) was a user renowned for his bravery as a well-travelled chad and for his massive, country wide penis.'''		'''Usagi910 (FrostyDawn on Discord) was a user renowned for his bravery as a well-travelled chad and for his massive, country wide penis.'''

	He travelled a whooping 10k blocks on foot to meet up with his dear friend Teddy, a tranquil islander with a dark secret, before meeting his tragic end right when he thought he was finally safe from the greater Evil.		He had travelled a whooping 10k blocks on foot to meet up with his dear friend Teddy, a tranquil islander with a dark secret, before meeting his tragic end right when he thought he was finally safe from the greater Evil.


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	Then, while our hero ~~looked~~ at the far horizon, he heard a voice: "I can match your wits, and your cock." ~~he heard.~~ And thereupon Usagi knew where to go.
			Then, while our hero was looking at the far horizon, he heard a voice: "I can match your wits, and your cock." And thereupon Usagi knew where to go.

	After facing countless troubles on his perilous 10-thousand-block journey, (Falling into the depths of the earth, losing a friend, fighting off hordes of zombies, stealing from beggars and meeting wild polar bears) he finally arrived to what his almost illegally huge brain thought was a good night's rest, or a place to call home, where to rest his weary flesh.		After facing countless troubles on his perilous 10-thousand-block journey, (Falling into the depths of the earth, losing a friend, fighting off hordes of zombies, stealing from beggars and meeting wild polar bears) he finally arrived to what his almost illegally huge brain thought was a good night's rest, or a place to call home, where to rest his weary flesh.

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'''Usagi910 (FrostyDawn on Discord) was a user renowned for his bravery as a well-travelled chad and for his massive, country wide penis.'''

He travelled a whooping 10k blocks on foot to meet up with his dear friend Teddy, a tranquil islander with a dark secret, before meeting his tragic end right when he thought he was finally safe from the greater Evil.

His journey began on June 12th 2025, and ended the day after.

In the beginning, he was a merry traveller, scavenging his way through the vast, unforgiving lands that he set foot in. He quickly became friends with ''"Saqfr"'', a famous ISIS spokesperson, and the two were planning to meet in a Taiga forest, precisely inside a floating house that Usagi was proudly "re-arranging" through means of looting. (Despite his rightful ownership of the items he was taking, he still apologised.)

[[File:Unrequired apologies..png|center|thumb|Our hero showing his unwavering gratitude and benevolence, after appropriating another user's items through means of morality.]]
[[File:Another example of gratitude..png|center|thumb|Another example of gratitude.]]
[[File:Sheer gratitude..png|center|thumb|Sheer gratitude.]]

But then, right when fate was about to unite the two, a gargantuan ban hammer fell on Saq's head, making his further travels dubious, and forever separating him from Usagi's greatness.

[[File:When the first tragedy struck..png|center|thumb|Usagi's noble right hand being unlawfully removed for "alleged ties to ISIS".]]

Then, while our hero looked at the far horizon, he heard a voice: "I can match your wits, and your cock." he heard. And thereupon Usagi knew where to go.

After facing countless troubles on his perilous 10-thousand-block journey, (Falling into the depths of the earth, losing a friend, fighting off hordes of zombies, stealing from beggars and meeting wild polar bears) he finally arrived to what his almost illegally huge brain thought was a good night's rest, or a place to call home, where to rest his weary flesh.

[[File:Public Shelter..png|center|thumb|Usagi's life being saved by this cleverly placed "Public Shelter".]]
[[File:The ice biome..png|center|thumb|Usagi travelling through this dangerous icy biome on his way to Teddy.]]
[[File:Icy Biome 2..png|center|thumb|Usagi triangulating the position of his left ball to discover the distance of the sun, a common technique used in hiking.]]
[[File:The taiga..png|center|thumb|Usagi going through a taiga forest.]]
There, to the world's amazement, he met Teddy (NapsMD); and the latter began showing UsaChad his lavish underground super mansion. Our hero saw many riches; from diamonds to raw, dirty iron, and he helped Teddy's cause by donating several resources to his stash, a testament to the profound depths of his unending kindness. While strolling inside the base, he noticed the head of an old friend of Teddy's, and a dark presage befell upon him when the latter called him to inspect his grim mines. The two went down, Teddy leading the way through the narrow passage, only stopping once he could see the colours of the ''"Trial Chamber" .'' Our hero spotted the baby zombie spawners, and sprinted towards them in an attempt to destroy them with his mighty pickaxe; Amidst the noble fighting, after slaying hundreds of the undead, one of the infant ghouls bit his left hand pinky, his only weakness.

It is said that Teddy was only a few seconds away from saving him.
[[File:Usagi910 .png|center|thumb|381x381px|''One of the last images of our bold hero, while he was rightfully taking ownership of another user's belongings. His striking gaze is said to enlarge the size of one's balls just by looking at him.'']]

Thank you for reading through this milestone of server history.

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