Bolb - Revision history

Sandclaw8: added enzo to bolb alts

2026-07-13T23:25:24Z

added enzo to bolb alts

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	=== AntiColour ===		=== AntiColour ===
	Bolb returned on June 13, 2026, under the name AntiColour. He was given some starting gear by [[mossCarvin]] and spent much of his time around spawn town while it remained peaceful. However, on June 26, he was discovered as an alt of Bolb and banned by [[natonite]].		Bolb returned on June 13, 2026, under the name AntiColour. He was given some starting gear by [[mossCarvin]] and spent much of his time around spawn town while it remained peaceful. However, on June 26, he was discovered as an alt of Bolb and banned by [[natonite]].

			=== enzof0987 ===
			Bolb rejoined on July 10, 2026 as enzof0987. Shortly after, SherbetStar33 geared him up with netherite armor and crystals. Within a few hours, he killed three players, including [[Timosedem]], by hiding beneath the spawn portal and trapping anyone who came through. He was caught soon afterward, resulting in all three of his victims being revived.

	=== ??? ===		=== ??? ===
	Placeholder for the next Bolb.		Placeholder for the next Bolb.

	== False positives ==		== False positives ==

Sandclaw8: added AntiColour to list of bolb alts

2026-07-07T23:01:57Z

added AntiColour to list of bolb alts

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	Bolb returns yet again on May 18 2026. This time he tries to disguise himself pretending to be from Portugal and speaking Portuguese. Gets geared by MrNiquitos, works his way into [[Not_A_Griefer]]’s base and acquires crystals. After blowing up Sickckc to obtain a mace, he dive bombs from 2000 blocks up on Minedog617, breaking their armor and finally killing them.		Bolb returns yet again on May 18 2026. This time he tries to disguise himself pretending to be from Portugal and speaking Portuguese. Gets geared by MrNiquitos, works his way into [[Not_A_Griefer]]’s base and acquires crystals. After blowing up Sickckc to obtain a mace, he dive bombs from 2000 blocks up on Minedog617, breaking their armor and finally killing them.
	His run is finally cut short at about 20 hours playtime, banned by the admins.		His run is finally cut short at about 20 hours playtime, banned by the admins.

			=== AntiColour ===
			Bolb returned on June 13, 2026, under the name AntiColour. He was given some starting gear by [[mossCarvin]] and spent much of his time around spawn town while it remained peaceful. However, on June 26, he was discovered as an alt of Bolb and banned by [[natonite]].

	=== ??? ===		=== ??? ===

Spalmipede: added latest alts and corrected some previous info

2026-05-26T17:31:36Z

added latest alts and corrected some previous info

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	{{PlayerInfobox\|status=Dead\|playtime=9\|join_date=27/06/2025\|join_num=3974\|death_date=28/06/2025\|death_cause=Bolb___ was blown up by Creeper}}		{{PlayerInfobox\|status=Dead\|playtime=9\|join_date=27/06/2025\|join_num=3974\|death_date=28/06/2025\|death_cause=Bolb___ was blown up by Creeper}}

	Bolb___ (a.k.a. 01838, clynck, ShorterSeal) is best known for repeatedly breaking the server’s strict “no alt accounts” rule — so often, in fact, that it has become part of the lore and a long-running meme.<blockquote>We are Bolb. Assimilate.</blockquote>The most common phrase, “We are Bolb”, often accompanied by a GIF of a Borg from the Star Trek universe, is frequently quoted by the community in the context of alting jokes.		Bolb___ (a.k.a. 01838, clynck, ShorterSeal, C0NN3CT3D, Santiagogmz) is best known for repeatedly breaking the server’s strict “no alt accounts” rule — so often, in fact, that it has become part of the lore and a long-running meme.<blockquote>We are Bolb. Assimilate.</blockquote>The most common phrase, “We are Bolb”, often accompanied by a GIF of a Borg from the Star Trek universe, is frequently quoted by the community in the context of alting jokes.

	Legend has it that everyone on the server is a Bolb alt. While this is almost certainly an exaggeration, there is likely a Bolb playing on the server right now. It might be your enemy. It might be your teammate. You’ll never know—until he’s caught, and a new one rises from the ashes of those before him.		Legend has it that everyone on the server is a Bolb alt. While this is almost certainly an exaggeration, there is likely a Bolb playing on the server right now. It might be your enemy. It might be your teammate. You’ll never know—until he’s caught, and a new one rises from the ashes of those before him.
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	ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.		ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.

	=== ~~Blob_Seal~~ ===		=== C0NN3CT3D ===
	Bolb returns yet again on ~~April 26~~ 2026. ~~Players were quickly able~~ to ~~see the similarities in the name~~ from ~~this account to the older accounts ('''Blob''' -> '''Bolb'''~~ and ~~'''Seal''' -> '''ShorterSeal''') This time~~, ~~Bolb would die~~ to ~~fall damage~~, and ~~would reveal his identity to~~ the ~~discord server shortly after~~.		After just a couple hours of playtime, Bolb accidentally deactivates his VPN and is immediately caught. Embarrassing rookie mistake for the most famous serial alter.

			=== Santiagogmz ===
			Bolb returns yet again on May 18 2026. This time he tries to disguise himself pretending to be from Portugal and speaking Portuguese. Gets geared by MrNiquitos, works his way into [[Not_A_Griefer]]’s base and acquires crystals. After blowing up Sickckc to obtain a mace, he dive bombs from 2000 blocks up on Minedog617, breaking their armor and finally killing them.
			His run is finally cut short at about 20 hours playtime, banned by the admins.

	=== ??? ===		=== ??? ===
	Placeholder for the next Bolb.		Placeholder for the next Bolb.

			== False positives ==

			=== Blob_Seal ===
			Contrary to popular belief, fueled by the similarities in the name to the other accounts, Blob_Seal was not Bolb's alt. They died in less then an hour to skill issues (fall damage), but their true identity remains a mystery to this day.

Wusvcs: added new alt

2026-04-26T17:23:25Z

added new alt

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	{{PlayerInfobox\|status=~~dead~~\|playtime=9\|join_date=27/06/2025\|join_num=3974\|death_date=28/06/2025\|death_cause=Bolb___ was blown up by Creeper}}		{{PlayerInfobox\|status=Dead\|playtime=9\|join_date=27/06/2025\|join_num=3974\|death_date=28/06/2025\|death_cause=Bolb___ was blown up by Creeper}}

	~~Bolb~~ (a.k.a. 01838, clynck, ShorterSeal) is best known for repeatedly breaking the server’s strict “no alt accounts” rule — so often, in fact, that it has become part of the lore and a long-running meme.<blockquote>We are Bolb. Assimilate.</blockquote>The most common phrase, “We are Bolb”, often accompanied by a GIF of a Borg from the Star Trek universe, is frequently quoted by the community in the context of alting jokes.		Bolb___ (a.k.a. 01838, clynck, ShorterSeal) is best known for repeatedly breaking the server’s strict “no alt accounts” rule — so often, in fact, that it has become part of the lore and a long-running meme.<blockquote>We are Bolb. Assimilate.</blockquote>The most common phrase, “We are Bolb”, often accompanied by a GIF of a Borg from the Star Trek universe, is frequently quoted by the community in the context of alting jokes.

	Legend has it that everyone on the server is a Bolb alt. While this is almost certainly an exaggeration, there is likely a Bolb playing on the server right now. It might be your enemy. It might be your teammate. You’ll never know—until he’s caught, and a new one rises from the ashes of those before him.		Legend has it that everyone on the server is a Bolb alt. While this is almost certainly an exaggeration, there is likely a Bolb playing on the server right now. It might be your enemy. It might be your teammate. You’ll never know—until he’s caught, and a new one rises from the ashes of those before him.
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	== History ==		== History ==

	=== ~~Bolb~~ ===		=== Bolb___ ===
	The first grandBolb joined the server on 27 June 2025, immediately heading to the ++ quadrant to establish a base roughly 20k blocks out in both directions.		The first grandBolb joined the server on 27 June 2025, immediately heading to the ++ quadrant to establish a base roughly 20k blocks out in both directions.
	While transporting a villager in a boat, a creeper prematurely ended both Bolb and the villager.		While transporting a villager in a boat, a creeper prematurely ended both Bolb and the villager.
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	Bolb returned again on 9 March 2026 under the alt ShorterSeal, once again being geared by Pannekoek15NL.		Bolb returned again on 9 March 2026 under the alt ShorterSeal, once again being geared by Pannekoek15NL.
	ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.		ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.

			=== Blob_Seal ===
			Bolb returns yet again on April 26 2026. Players were quickly able to see the similarities in the name from this account to the older accounts ('''Blob''' -> '''Bolb''' and '''Seal''' -> '''ShorterSeal''') This time, Bolb would die to fall damage, and would reveal his identity to the discord server shortly after.

	=== ??? ===		=== ??? ===
	Placeholder for the next Bolb.		Placeholder for the next Bolb.

Spalmipede: formatting

2026-04-16T09:37:37Z

formatting

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	=== Bolb ===		=== Bolb ===
	The first grandBolb joined the server on 27 June 2025, immediately heading to the ++ quadrant to establish a base roughly 20k blocks out in both directions.		The first grandBolb joined the server on 27 June 2025, immediately heading to the ++ quadrant to establish a base roughly 20k blocks out in both directions.

	While transporting a villager in a boat, a creeper prematurely ended both Bolb and the villager.		While transporting a villager in a boat, a creeper prematurely ended both Bolb and the villager.

	=== 01838 ===		=== 01838 ===
	It took some time before Bolb returned on a new alt, 01838, joining the server on 13 November 2025.		It took some time before Bolb returned on a new alt, 01838, joining the server on 13 November 2025.

	He was quickly geared up by [[Pannekoek15NL]], who had befriended him through Ultimate Hardcore.		He was quickly geared up by [[Pannekoek15NL]], who had befriended him through Ultimate Hardcore.

	01838 then pulled a “[[Hippieflippy]]” and was sentenced to slavery, including gathering 10 shulkers of stone and 10 shulkers of andesite.		01838 then pulled a “[[Hippieflippy]]” and was sentenced to slavery, including gathering 10 shulkers of stone and 10 shulkers of andesite.

	He eventually died to a TNT minecart trap at spawn, which he believed was set by Melodyth.		He eventually died to a TNT minecart trap at spawn, which he believed was set by Melodyth.

	=== clynck ===		=== clynck ===
	Not long after, on 14 January 2026, Bolb reappeared on a new alt named clynck.		Not long after, on 14 January 2026, Bolb reappeared on a new alt named clynck.

	He was immediately suspected of being a Bolb alt by Pannekoek15NL, though not by the admins.		He was immediately suspected of being a Bolb alt by Pannekoek15NL, though not by the admins.

	clynck died after KingConqueror trapped him in retaliation for killing KingConqueror’s friend, JustFrenchFry.		clynck died after KingConqueror trapped him in retaliation for killing KingConqueror’s friend, JustFrenchFry.

	=== ShorterSeal ===		=== ShorterSeal ===
	Bolb returned again on 9 March 2026 under the alt ShorterSeal, once again being geared by Pannekoek15NL.		Bolb returned again on 9 March 2026 under the alt ShorterSeal, once again being geared by Pannekoek15NL.

	ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.		ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.

	=== ??? ===		=== ??? ===
	Placeholder for the next Bolb.		Placeholder for the next Bolb.

Spalmipede: first commit

2026-04-16T09:27:12Z

first commit

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+Bolb (a.k.a. 01838, clynck, ShorterSeal) is best known for repeatedly breaking the server’s strict “no alt accounts” rule — so often, in fact, that it has become part of the lore and a long-running meme.<blockquote>We are Bolb. Assimilate.</blockquote>The most common phrase, “We are Bolb”, often accompanied by a GIF of a Borg from the Star Trek universe, is frequently quoted by the community in the context of alting jokes.
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Spalmipede: We are Bolb. Assimilate.

2026-04-16T09:05:53Z

We are Bolb. Assimilate.

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