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	=== Bolb ===		=== Bolb ===
	The first grandBolb joined the server on 27 June 2025, immediately heading to the ++ quadrant to establish a base roughly 20k blocks out in both directions.		The first grandBolb joined the server on 27 June 2025, immediately heading to the ++ quadrant to establish a base roughly 20k blocks out in both directions.

	While transporting a villager in a boat, a creeper prematurely ended both Bolb and the villager.		While transporting a villager in a boat, a creeper prematurely ended both Bolb and the villager.

	=== 01838 ===		=== 01838 ===
	It took some time before Bolb returned on a new alt, 01838, joining the server on 13 November 2025.		It took some time before Bolb returned on a new alt, 01838, joining the server on 13 November 2025.

	He was quickly geared up by [[Pannekoek15NL]], who had befriended him through Ultimate Hardcore.		He was quickly geared up by [[Pannekoek15NL]], who had befriended him through Ultimate Hardcore.

	01838 then pulled a “[[Hippieflippy]]” and was sentenced to slavery, including gathering 10 shulkers of stone and 10 shulkers of andesite.		01838 then pulled a “[[Hippieflippy]]” and was sentenced to slavery, including gathering 10 shulkers of stone and 10 shulkers of andesite.

	He eventually died to a TNT minecart trap at spawn, which he believed was set by Melodyth.		He eventually died to a TNT minecart trap at spawn, which he believed was set by Melodyth.

	=== clynck ===		=== clynck ===
	Not long after, on 14 January 2026, Bolb reappeared on a new alt named clynck.		Not long after, on 14 January 2026, Bolb reappeared on a new alt named clynck.

	He was immediately suspected of being a Bolb alt by Pannekoek15NL, though not by the admins.		He was immediately suspected of being a Bolb alt by Pannekoek15NL, though not by the admins.

	clynck died after KingConqueror trapped him in retaliation for killing KingConqueror’s friend, JustFrenchFry.		clynck died after KingConqueror trapped him in retaliation for killing KingConqueror’s friend, JustFrenchFry.

	=== ShorterSeal ===		=== ShorterSeal ===
	Bolb returned again on 9 March 2026 under the alt ShorterSeal, once again being geared by Pannekoek15NL.		Bolb returned again on 9 March 2026 under the alt ShorterSeal, once again being geared by Pannekoek15NL.

	ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.		ShorterSeal used a “girly” skin to avoid suspicion — clearly not well enough, as the admins caught and banned him before he could die.

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Spalmipede: first commit

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+Bolb (a.k.a. 01838, clynck, ShorterSeal) is best known for repeatedly breaking the server’s strict “no alt accounts” rule — so often, in fact, that it has become part of the lore and a long-running meme.<blockquote>We are Bolb. Assimilate.</blockquote>The most common phrase, “We are Bolb”, often accompanied by a GIF of a Borg from the Star Trek universe, is frequently quoted by the community in the context of alting jokes.
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Spalmipede: We are Bolb. Assimilate.

2026-04-16T09:05:53Z

We are Bolb. Assimilate.

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